Whenever discussing alternate models of governance, Scandinavian countries are
inevitably brought up as the idealistic trump card to show how a country can
run prisons, processing asylum seekers, as models of social welfare, or whatever is being
complained about by people who are invariably unaffected by any of these
policies (this is an easy jab at myself).
Traditionally, Scandinavian countries have
managed to project an image of being tolerant, liberal, and humane societies. They
have projected this image not only to the world, but to their own people -
constantly propagating their own humanism and its virtues. These countries have
become internationally known as model societies for the human race. In nearly
all measures of societal health and well-being, Scandinavian countries score
incredibly highly.
But I am going to be bold and say that
Scandinavia is CRAP. Or at least as crap as everyone else. Or at least has
significant problems that are too often glossed over when they are being used as
the proto-utopian social ideal by social welfare advocates (again easy jab at
myself).
NOTE: The important thing to take from all of this is that all countries are developing. The notion of a developed country vs developing vs underdeveloped is a misnomer. We can all learn from each others successes and failures but lets not be so unwise as to build false pedestals.
Denmark
Denmark. Before I go on to analyse your trenchant racism, I am going to have to get a few things off my chest. Firstly, your language
is not that hard, you simply have the worst language education models I have come across…
that said, it does remain a silly language and you all sound like you are
choking on a potato. Rugbrød is not nice and neither is salty licorice, which
tastes like Satan’s urine after he has eaten a pile of asparagus. Finally,
being blond, tall, blue-eyed and having the ability to tan does make you
attractive - BUT when everyone looks like that it is like a scene from Children of the Corn - which is scary.
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As much as it may be represented otherwise, Denmark
does not have a progressive stance on refugees and asylum seekers. The Danish
mask of decency and humanism has been pulled down by the treatment of
non-European, non-Christian immigrants and refugees. There is an ugly face of
racism that is most obviously evidenced by the growing popularity of right wing
movements, and a general passivity among the public.
Denmark in recent years has seen a steady
tightening of their immigration policies mirroring the attitudes of the
population. Critics of Denmark's tightening rules on immigration and
integration say the country is violating European norms, including human rights
legislation.
Family reunions are curtailed by long
waiting periods, unnecessary demands, and by the use of DNA tests. Laws
introduced in 2012 about family reunions require a third world national to be a
legal resident in Denmark for five years before he or she has the right to
marry outside of Denmark and bring his or her spouse into this country. It
takes three years to get a permanent stay permit if one marries a Danish
citizen. Asylum seekers are banned from marrying in Denmark altogether.
Even those immigrants who have lived in
Denmark for years are now obliged to show proof of their ability to provide for
their families if they want to be reunited with them in Denmark.
Every immigrant and refugee must carry a
stay/work permit all the time. Anyone who violates this rule is fined 600
kroner (US$105).
There have been reports that police
officers are members of "Den Danske Forening", an anti-immigration
organization that has had the label ‘Nazis’ applied to it. Some police officers
and members of the National Guard (Hjemmeværnet) have publically, both in
newspapers and TV programs, made statements that are punishable under Danish
law that prohibits racist remarks. None of these police officers have been
dismissed from duty or put on trial.
Fun
Fact: Amnesty International has now included
Denmark in its list of countries which abuse human rights.
Note: Eva Chan has written a brilliant
piece on the Racism in Denmark and how it is excused as humour. link
Finland.
Finland, you may have a sauna in your international airport but you too are
crap. I could point out that your suicide rate is outrageously high, or that I
am surprised that you have 100% literacy given your levels of alcoholism, but I am also aware that you beat the Russian army and have no doubt that
you are a people proficient in death dealing. With a full understanding of your
killing capacity I dare say that your environmental attitudes are crap.
700 forest species are classified as
endangered because of Finland’s current forestry policies.
Finland’s Lake Saimaa is home to one of the
world’s rarest seals, the Saimaa ringed seal. With roughly 260 of these
critically endangered animals left in the freshwater lake you would think that
maybe it would be time to act on this.
Don’t like seals?
The mountain hare is classified as near threatened. The lesser white-fronted goose is critically endangered. The wolf
is endangered. 700 is a long list of animals to not give a shit about.
The European Union has repeatedly told
Finland that the country is not doing enough to protect their environmental heritage.
Yes, I am going a little soft in my
critique of Finland but I am worried that Simo Häyhä may have given birth to
children who will hunt me down for talking badly of their country.
I will end by saying that your coat of arms has a lion stabbing itself in the face... maybe a cause of the high suicide rates?
Norway
You are a country of peace loving prostitutes. Well, at least that is what the data says.
A 2012 report states that there are 70 percent
more women selling sexual services in Norway today than in 2009. This is despite a 2009 prostitution law that prohibits the purchase, but not the sale, of sexual services.
According to Pro Centre (a NGO service provider for sex workers in Norway) it is not unusual to see 100 women on the streets of Oslo. According to their annual report approximately 50 percent of the prostitutes they encounter have come from abroad, highlighting those from Thailand, Romania and Bulgaria.
One group of prostitutes in Norway are
women from Nigeria who, after several years in Europe, have given up the dream
that they can make it here. They find themselves forced to work in prostitution
in order to provide for family in Nigeria and/or to repay traffickers and
others. These women feel helpless and miserable, and many would be ready to
return if they believed a return to Nigeria might improve their situation.
The extent of prostitution in Norway and
the lack of deep multiculturalism creates significant issues. In an interview
with two Norwegian citizens of African descent, Jessica Kiil and Susan Namuddu,
the interviewees noted:
“Imagine being asked ‘how much’ by men each
time you move about Oslo city centre, being called whore by doormen and thrown
out of night clubs, taxi drivers turning the light off and driving past you
when you try to cath a cab. And if you’re a teenager, you’ll have to take
detours to school or look into the ground so as not to be harassed. Just
because you have the same skin color as Nigerian prostitutes who up until
recently dominated the city scene in the capital. Many have also experienced
threats from street prostitutes because they are seen as competitors.”
Sweden?
I was thinking about writing about Sweden but then chose to skip over it mostly because my one interaction with a Swede was a girl in Geneva who had ZERO personality.
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Media studies have shown that 70% of all media
coverage of foreigners in Scandinavia is concerned either with crime or social
problems. Frequently, such coverage is not only exaggerated and distorted, but
is filled with flat out lies. It is rare that a foreigner's race, religion,
culture and country of origin is not mentioned, whether or not this information
is relevant.
So, in sum. Scandinavia, you are racist, environment-hating prostitute lovers. Too far? Perhaps. But the fact remains that these are far from Utopian societies, and would do well not to become too complacent.